…is on the floor of the four-year-old room at the day care where I work. The teachers put it there for some kind of game the kids play but every time I see it I can’t help but think that a giant teddy bear named Pop was recently murdered.
Then I start to think about the kinds of sick games these teachers are allowing the kids to play:
- Pin the tail on the teddy bear…with a knife
- Hop on Pop…until he bleeds internally
- Law and Order: Stuffed Victims Unit
Honestly, I want to see a kid dressed up in their Halloween Sherlock Holmes costume surveying the scene with a pipe in his mouth that blows bubbles.
“It’s pre-kindergarten, my dear Watson.”
-Age
Classic!
ReplyDeleteThis is greatness. I couldn't stop laughing while trying to read it to my husband.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that Pop was its name? It could have been the method of execution.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kim and Taryn and Gorilla Bananas, that is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I thought I was the only one who thought this way...
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, you're not. We're all sick and twisted apparently but all the best people are.
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