…is on the floor of the four-year-old room at the day care where I work. The teachers put it there for some kind of game the kids play but every time I see it I can’t help but think that a giant teddy bear named Pop was recently murdered.
Then I start to think about the kinds of sick games these teachers are allowing the kids to play:
- Pin the tail on the teddy bear…with a knife
- Hop on Pop…until he bleeds internally
- Law and Order: Stuffed Victims Unit
Honestly, I want to see a kid dressed up in their Halloween Sherlock Holmes costume surveying the scene with a pipe in his mouth that blows bubbles.
“It’s pre-kindergarten, my dear Watson.”
-Age
