You know, the Amanda that started off as a quirky little girl on All That? The Amanda who then went on to star on the surprisingly hilarious show What I Like About You? The Amanda who has brought tears of laughter to many through her not-as-romantic-so-much-as-comedies? I miss that Amanda. She was so great.
Now, she looks like this:
And poses for this:
WHAT?!?!
When did this happen? Why did this happen?
Does she really think she has to sexify herself to morph into some grown-up actress stereotype? We have way too many of those as it is. Case in point:
Remember She’s the Man? With the hot guy with all his hotness right up in this area:
(I know, I’m a total hypocrite)
Now, that was a great movie. I can watch it over and over again. And you know what? She is comic genius. I’m not afraid to say it. Genius. I am a huge fan of Steve Martin and Brian Regan and my all time favorite comedian/awesome person is Bill Murray so I would never use the term comic genius lightly but that’s exactly what this girl is, brilliance wrapped up in a slightly gangly little bow.
We need Amanda Bynes back. In fact, we need more Amanda Bynes’s. Bynes’? Byners? Whatever. We need the opportunity to laugh our aces off with someone who is not afraid to make funny faces, act silly, and generally make a fool out of herself…and look hot doing it!
Yes, Amanda, you are a beautiful girl and don’t you forget it. You do not need to tan, lift, pluck, enhance, dye, airbrush, take-off, put-on, squeeze in, or stick out for anyone. Just stay the funny girl you’ve always been and we’ll be here for ya, ready and more than willing to laugh.
That’s better.
-Age
