Things I Like:
• Awkward pauses between people who are not me
• Puppies, not dogs, just puppies (I think dogs should have a life expectancy of about 6 months)
• Impressionism (the art kind, not people who can do impressions)
• Sunshine & daisies – together or apart
• Flattering (usually slightly blurry) pictures of me
• Unflattering pictures of people who always look way too pretty
• Italian soccer
• Italian soccer players
• The Italian language
• Just basically anything Italian
• A good deal
• Unique tattoos (not the brightly colored ones though)
• Getting lost in a good book
• Baby smiles
• Dwight
• Sitting around a campfire (mmmm, s’mores)
• Your mom
Things I Don’t Like:
• Pretentious lists about people’s likes and dislikes as if anyone cares
• People who do that “sexy squint” every time they look in a mirror
• People who think they’re too cool to laugh at something funny
• People who complain a lot
• People with excessive cleavage – put those away (yes, a little jealousy is involved there)
• A book that gives the impression that it might get good but never does
• Golf, for obvious reasons
• When my computer acts up but the second I show someone the weird thing it’s doing, it works perfectly.
• Those “head to toe” guys – slowly and shamelessly takin’ in the whole thing when a girl walks by – ew – I guess I coulda just saved time and wrote “douchebags”
• When I get all cozy in bed and then realize I forgot something downstairs
• Axe-murderers
-Age
